--- heio pat! huhu, heow nois no? moi avunt vin textin fo' a vhyl no? hmm, ze dhoeno aund yue vin schick no? ze both ov yah bettah toik gut kerr ov yuerk health.. moi guna ve buszy fo' a vhyl seow aye vont ve textin zat much.. say hi teux ahvryune fo' moi.. hewp teux see yall szoon!

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Die Dulci Fruere!
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life.
So let's all get wasted and have the times of our lives..

--- hey pat.. moi ir neow.. yah goer teux moi page und click vwuatch deviant.. goer teux jhzulie'sk teux.. she'sk in moi page.. aye vill giv yah commentes on yuerk deviashun.. jeow nois

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Die Dulci Fruere!
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life.
So let's all get wasted and have the times of our lives..

Greetings, and welcome to Deviant Art. I am =West-Ninja and this is a short tutorial on use of DeviantArt
If you don't already know, Deviant art is the place for not just aspiring artists, but all artists.

If you are new user:
Browse or search for artists and art
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Buy prints
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Talk with other users of Deviant Art
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Discuss or share news
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Check out the FAQ
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Become a subscriber
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